By far the most perverted piece from a primary school student.
Oh Khang Jee
Question: My Hobby
I am thankful to God for putting two eyes on my face. There starts my hobby. My hobby is to use my eyes to stare at people.
One day, I was staring at a girl. But, the girl was overpowering me and stared at me. From that day onwards, whenever I see her, 010 (he meant, his penis) erects by 120 degrees. I was so embarassed, so I pressed on (my penis) more and more. I enjoyed it!
So, my hobby is to press and press (on my erected penis). But, my grandmother disliked my hobby. My grandmother always beat my hand when I pressed.. This caused pain in my (ahem!). Feels like it was going to be broken!
so, I changed back to my old hobby. That's all!
Seek counselling after this!!!
Epic right? :P